Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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