North Korea, Best Korea!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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