Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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