question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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