i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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