did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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