If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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