I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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