The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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