yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
how drunk are you?
Several
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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