i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
third nipple confirmed
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
