Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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