I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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