fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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