And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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