So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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