He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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