She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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