Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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