And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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