If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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