I cockslap morals
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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