I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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