what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I want to fling myself into the sun
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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