But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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