This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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