Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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