called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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