glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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