I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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