You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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