we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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