Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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