a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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