PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
