Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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