yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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