If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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