So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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