If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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