Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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