So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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