Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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