I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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