the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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