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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Houston, we have a blender
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
my liver is dry heaving
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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