Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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