Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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