In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts