Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?