I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.