I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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