ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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