My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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