I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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