We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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