You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
