Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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