She's JV to your varsity
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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