The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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