you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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